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D.L.S.
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One of the dogs that owns me is Pearl the Pitty. I would like to know if anyone else out there with a spayed female pitty has experienced this horrifying event that seems to happen twice a year.
Signs and Symptoms: First I notice her leaning on me more than normal, then on the couch when she walks on and over me, she stops and gives me that freaky, horny pitbull look. If I am quick I can distract her with her stuffed, pink, piggy. But if I miss the warning signs, she will get a hold of my arm or leg, my only hope at this time is to wrestle her off or else you know what happens, just like the Pitty joke says, "What do you do when a Pittbull humps you leg?" Well you just wait until they are finished.

Hugzzzzzzzzzzzzz to all pets


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She's just having a bit of gender confusion - LOL!

At least its benign......


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Hahaha Gintz,

I have solved the leg humping though. I found a buoy floating in the water last week and brought it home as a toy for my Male Dobie Stormy. He did not like it, but the Pitty Pearl did. In fact she LOVED it, if you know what I mean. My friends, after they get over the site of this disgusting, strange love between Pearl and her buoy say I should tape it and send it off to Utube. LOL
And I have been thinking as a joke, to phone my Vet clinic and make an appointment to bring in a 4 year old spayed female Pittbull to be neutered. I know that my Vet would get a real good laugh out of it.


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I have never hahahahahah I am laughing so hard right now. I have never hsahahah. Heard hahahah of a female humping. eheheheheeheheh. Pheonix well she is an American Staffy maybe that makes a difference. heheeheh but no I just I just can't say she has ever even tried to hump me.
However, the other day I will call EVEA to the stand I did think it looked like Teagen was trying to hump Phee. ???? I guess hahaha hahaha at least it was dog on dog though hahahaha great story.

P.S. I feel bad for you!! hehehehehe but I'm sure it is fairly harmless right?!?!? hehhehehhe


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Now that I know how to post a picture in a post here is the Horny Pitty Picture that goes with the horny pitty story. One picture is worth a thousand words.


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THAT is hilarous! i love you're sense of humour. i'm always amused by the air hump that some dogs do too!


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